Jerry & Elaine go to a party with George, while there they send signals to each other to get out of bad party conversations. Afterward, George abandons them there, when he leaves with a ...
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Kramer continues to play with the cable guy. George’s obsession with Marisa makes Susan suspicious. Elaine calls Jerry in Florida and tells him she wants to come and join him. Elaine gets ...
Jerry dumps his girlfriend after Elaine says her figure is the result of implants. Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at the health club. By accident Elaine later discovers the breasts are ...
Jerry has an encounter with an Exacto knife and ends up having an infusion of 3 pints of Kramer’s blood infused into him because Kramer decided to store his blood. Jerry’s parents buy ...
George and Kramer convince Jerry he’ll be missing out on something if he stops dating a Romanian Olympic gymnast. Jerry and Kramer find out about one of George’s bathroom habits. ...
Jerry’s brain and penis play chess against one another to decide whether he should keep dating a vacuous model with whom the “sex is great” but not anything else. George is ...
Jerry surprises his parents by buying them a new Cadillac, when his last job really pays well. Kramer, who now knows how much Jerry makes, says it will change their relationship. It certainly ...
Jerry, Elaine & George volunteer to help the elderly. Jerry gets assigned to a nasty old man. Elaine is repulsed by the goiter problems of hers and George depresses his charge. Kramer and ...
Frank is supposed to say “serenity now” every time his blood pressure is in danger of going up. Jerry’s girlfriend gives his Knicks tickets away. She comments that she has never ...
Elaine begins to date the guy who delivers Jerry’s new couch. Kramer plans to start the pizza business he thought of back in “Male Unbonding” with Poppie. George joins a book ...
George is excited about a new potential baldness cure that was discovered in China. While listening to a tape of his previous nights show, Jerry hears the voice of a mysterious woman who talks ...
Elaine sees a girl’s bike she wants, but she strains her neck trying to getting the bike down from the wall. In pain she promises the bike to whoever fixes her neck. Kramer saves the day ...
No thanks to Elaine, Jerry must work hard to prove he is straight when a college reporter mistakenly reports that he and George are gay, “not that there is anything wrong with that.” ...
George’s employer wants to get rid of him, since they now know he isn’t really handicapped and they don’t like him. He has a one-year contract with Play Now that he will make ...
Jerry and Elaine see George’s father with a man with a cape but don’t say hello. Jerry discovers a Chinese woman on George’s phone line after the wires get crossed and he gets a ...
Jerry tries helping the owner of a small restaurant attract customers by giving him a suggestion. George must take an IQ test for his latest girlfriend, so Elaine helps him in “a ...
Kramer befriends a caddy, who helps him to improve his golf game and offer his other advice. George’s bosses consider him for a promotion when they think he is so dedicated to his work that ...
Jerry and George struggle to keep their idea for a TV series alive, one of their problems is they don’t know how to do the Elaine character. Jerry meets an old girlfriend he never could ...
Not fully recovered from “The Summer of George,” George is using a cane to get around. Jerry might have another shot at NBC, through an appearance on a NBC Showcase that might lead to ...
Jerry comments that a friend was hitting on him and Elaine tries to find out if what was true, but gets the voice of the woman and her current boyfriend confused. Elaine’s boss eats his ...
Everyone separates to try to find the car in a huge parking garage. Jerry needs to use the bathroom so he finds a place to go and gets busted. Elaine tries to get help from people passing by. ...
Elaine is dating a jazz saxophonist who’s sponge-worthy but “he doesn’t really like to do everything.” Jerry tells one of the members of his band that the saxophonist and ...
George meets a Chinese female lawyer who thinks he is real funny; so he tells Jerry not to be funny around her, but she becomes attracted to this. Kramer returns early from baseball fantasy camp, ...
George discovers he has a severance package from the Yankees that should last him about 3 months and he decides that he is going to take the summer off. Jerry is going to the Tony Awards and so ...
Elaine’s boss wants a special mechanical pencil, so Elaine tries to get one from a stationary store where the clerk has a thing for her. George and his girlfriend pick up a “big ...
The library asks Jerry about a book he checked out in 1971 and never returned, so Jerry looks up an old girlfriend for his defense against a library cop. George thinks the homeless man he’d ...
Kramer is active in the re-opening of an old movie theater. He also is keeping an eye on a friend, Lloyd, who’s recovering from a nervous breakdown. Lloyd has a pack of Chinese gum that ...
Jerry tries to make two show dates and afterwards go to the movie theater to meet everyone. George gets in the wrong line for tickets. George, Elaine & Kramer decide to go to another theater ...
George watches a bag for a tourist who never comes back, so he starts wearing some of the clothes. Elaine tells Kramer that the stories he sold to Peterman were put into the book. Kramer goes to ...
Jerry gets a date with Miss Rhode Island, a Miss America contestant; when they need a chaperone Kramer is available. On the date, Kramer gives her advice and becomes her personal coach. Elaine ...