Jerry and George discuss the movies and George’s desire to get his fifteen minutes of fame. Kramer is off to the beach. Elaine calls a friend, whose father is in the hospital, with her cell ...
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Elaine is confronted with cake from two separate birthday celebrations. She is tired of the forced socializing, so she calls in the sick the following day. Jerry & George are going to their ...
Elaine is having nightmares and sleepless nights due to her neighbor’s inconsideracy. The neighbor is out of the country and has left her alarm clock set for 3:30 a.m.. George gets a dream ...
The gang tries to get back into town after leaving the Mets game early in the 8th inning, the Mets are down 9 – 0. On the highway they run into trouble with a maroon Volkswagen Golf. George ...
George searches for a nickname and decides on “T-bone.” Jerry has hired a maid to clean his apartment. Elaine suspects there is more than cleaning going on. Kramer’s girlfriend ...
George discovers he has a severance package from the Yankees that should last him about 3 months and he decides that he is going to take the summer off. Jerry is going to the Tony Awards and so ...
George tries to break up with his girlfriend, Maura, only she doesn’t agree. Jerry has purchased cuff links worn by Jerry Lewis in Cinderfella. He plans to use them as a conversation ...
In ‘Rainforest Schmainforest’, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny visit the rainforests of Costa Rica on the ‘Getting Gay with Kids’ choir tour (listen out for a guest ...
We open with an episode of “Keepin’ It Kodos” with Kang. In this episode, Kang and Kodos have the Simpson family for dinner with their boss. The meal is a success as Kang gets a ...
Jerry’s girlfriend walks around his apartment naked; she even eats breakfast and plays Scrabble naked. An old friend of the gang named Jason is going through Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) and ...
The videotape Kramer made is played for the jury. When the NBC executives arrive, George forgets about the trial for a moment and complains loudly about the plane. The prosecution begins to call ...
George is excited about the new apartment he is going to move into. Elaine is on a blind date, now called a “set-up.” Jerry takes Kramer to his self-storage where they discover that ...
In ‘Cartman Gets an Anal Probe’, South Park is visited by aliens, who proceed to kidnap Kyle’s little brother, Ike, mutilate some cows and probe Eric Cartman anally. ...
Puddy is wearing what can only be described as a “man fur.” Jerry and Elaine leave it to George to sniff them out a deal on a massage chair, for an apartment warming gift for their ...
The family is at Paradise Pier, where Marge was looking forward to riding the Ferris wheel all her life, only to find out that it is being dismantled with some of its equipment being sold. Homer ...
Bart and Lisa want to start getting their hair cut at the mall. They go to the mall with Homer and while getting their haircut they get into a fight, which results in them each getting really bad ...
Bart loses his last baby tooth in a spitball fight. Called the money tooth, Bart is suffering from what he calls a midlife crisis when the tooth fairy has given a gift in his name to the United ...
George, Elaine and Jerry attend Tim Whatley’s Hanukkah party. Jerry meets an attractive woman with whom he sets up a date. Elaine meets a man in a bad denim vest and gives him her fake ...
Homer’s lost the TV remote, which was swallowed by Santa’s Little Helper and in the chaos that follows Bart sees a commercial for a rap concert and wants to go. Bart gets permission ...
The students of Springfield Elementary are on a field trip to Springfield’s Glacier, but when they get there, the glacier is a shadow of its former self, a huge pond with a hardly ...
The family is celebrating by having brunch at a fancy restaurant; Homer has finally paid off the mortgage. Lisa and Bart get into a food fight, embarrassing Homer. Homer goes to Moe’s, ...
Kramer’s brutal honesty, gets Jerry in trouble with Susan’s old college roommate, Sally Weaver. Elaine obsesses over the meaning of a cartoon that appears in The New Yorker. Elaine ...
Everyone makes a comment about a bad check of Jerry’s that is on display at Marcelino’s store. Through the Foundation, George gets the opportunity to visit a women’s prison. He ...
Jerry’s parents sell the Cadillac to Jack Klompus for $6000 in order to give Jerry some money to help him out. They along with Kramer suggest that Jerry might try a career move. Elaine ...
The family goes to run down Springfield Park, where a carnival is being held to save it. Homer performs a wild crowd-pleasing dance at a local carnival, after beating Bart’s performance in ...
George has trouble thinking of a comeback to a comment made by Reilly; he does think of one, but it’s a little to late. Jerry buys a new tennis racket from a supposed professional. Elaine ...
A woman mistakes George for her boyfriend Neil, a guy who looks just like him. This intrigues George; he wants to meet Neil. Jerry is going to Florida to help his parents move. Kramer asks him to ...
Elaine thinks that Puddy is religious because of the presets she discovers on his car radio. The first idea George presents at a Kruger project meeting goes over great, his follow up suggestion ...
The power plant’s office party is being held at the Springfield Air and Space museum, where amongst other things we learn that Agnes Skinner was a wing-walker back in the 1920s. Mr. Burns ...
“The gods will not save you.” — Burrell Colvin feels the sting of Burrell and Rawls during a Comstat assessment of his district’s felony numbers; a blown wiretap forces ...