A new student, Gary Harrison, joins the 4th grade. Gary is a Mormon from Utah. The children decide he needs to get his ass kicked, and they choose Stan to do it. After an awkward exchange of ...
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Anticipation for the biggest shopping day of the year is building. The dark days of winter are coming and that can only mean one thing: the fight to be the first in the mall on Black Friday has ...
Sharon Marsh’s Aunt Flo makes her monthly visit and she has present for Stan, a fish. Stan’s fish really freaks him out, especially when the dead bodies start piling up. Mrs. Marsh is ...
Last week, in an attempt to make his wait for the Wii instantaneous, Cartman froze himself. Through a bizarre twist of fate, he woke up 500 years in the future, where there are warring factions, ...
It’s never been more challenging to be a PC Principal.
The boys are doing their version of the Helen Keller Story and plan to beat the kindergartners show. Timmy stars as Helen Keller and gets a new friend to play with! Fireworks, fountains, and ...
Kyle “friended” the wrong person and now all of his old friends are deserting him. His situation is desperate. Kyle looks for help from the one person who has always been there for him.
Kyle is going to Casa Bonita for his birthday, but he can only bring three friends. He chooses Stan, Kenny, and Butters. Cartman, outraged by not being chosen, comes up with a plan to take ...
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
Chef is getting sued by Capitalist Records for trying to obtain the rights to a song he wrote twenty years ago. He needs 2 million dollars to hire Johnny Cochran. In response the boys round up ...
Satan is throwing the world’s biggest Halloween costume party, and no one is getting in without a blue wrist band. Unfortunately, even Satan can’t plan for everything as a religious ...
Jimmy and Timmy’s experiment could win them first prize in the annual science fair.
Cartman has a new Trapper Keeper (that blows Kyle’s out of the water) After he’s done bragging, a stranger tells him that it will soon take over the world if they don’t destroy ...
State Law in Colorado says it’s legal to smoke pot if you have a physician’s reference. Randy is the first-in-line to buy some but he’s turned away because there’s ...
Due to a rise in deaths due to senior citizens behind the wheel, the State of Colorado has revoked all the driver licenses of senior citizens. Soon after, the AARP shows up to fight for the ...
One of the Goth kids has been sent to a camp for troubled children. When she returns, her friends find her changed in a disturbing way. With their very existence threatened, the Goths have to do ...
Stan needs to build a clubhouse so he and Kyle can play “Truth or Dare” with Wendy and her friend, who has a crush on Kyle. Cartman and Kenny retaliate by building a clubhouse of ...
Cartman reveals who masterminded the attacks of 9/11, while Kyle and Stan search for the real truth; meanwhile Mr. Mackey just wants to know who dropped the deuce in the urinal.
The peer pressure for Heidi to break up with Cartman increases.
The kids have to face the 4th grade, and they’re not too happy about it. Cartman cooks up a scheme to go back in time to return to the 3rd grade where things were fun and easy. Two geeks ...
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school that both excites and inspires them to write one of their own. When the boys discover that Stan’s mom has found their masterpiece, ...
The boys have hit a crossroads with their band “Moop.” Cartman wants the band to play Christian Rock, and leaves the band when Stan, Kyle, and Kenny don’t agree. Before leaving, ...
Cartman is deeply disturbed by a single person who he sees as a threat to all humanity. He races around the country to put an end to Patient Zero, the ticking time bomb that is Token.
The kids go on a field trip to the planetarium. All of the children except Cartman are acting weird. As usual Stan and Kyle, with Kenny’s sacrifice, try to get to bottom of the mystery. ...
A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game lay in the hands of Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.
This year at the traditional Halloween get together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes the town and ruins Halloween for the boys.
Cartman preaches and the children begin plans to build a church. Satan spends the night with Saddam. Kenny wasn’t killed in the previous episode, but the bus that ran him over stops in ...
Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boys’ fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the end of the world is upon us. Cartman ...
The boys are playing “junior detectives,” and have to find a kidnapped doll. After a daring rescue, they are taken back to Park County Police Headquarters. Upon their arrival, the ...
The boys use the game of MINECRAFT as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.